A Night in the Life of my Wife

My wife puts up with a lot, and for that I love her. She's great, and not just because she likes the phrase "mustering the Rohirim." If people got medals for random stuff, she'd deserve a nice shiney one. Why? Well, here's a few of the things I said last night:

1. Well if your eyes actually were burning out of your head I'd have to give you a quartz visor so you could fight crime.
2. Oh nothing, just questioning my own logic.
3. Enough with the fucking muffin-man!
4. I shot a man in Reno, then I ate his fries.

Yep every night is whacky night in our home.

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