Tuesday, July 10, 2007

File Under "O" for Obvious

Or possibly under "N" for "No shit Sherlock."

The CBC website has managed to come up with the biggest, well, duh! headline I've ever seen.

Roman Catholic Church only true church, says Vatican.

I hope this is a running series of bleedingly obvious stories. Future Stories include:

  • Dinosaurs Still Extinct.
  • America is the Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, says Anthem
  • Canada Only Spelled with Three A's, says Dictionary

I expect this sort of journalism from the Daily Planet, not the CBC. I mean they can't tell Superman and Clark Kent are one and the same person, plus, I've read way too many Jimmy Olsen comics so I've seen some of their headlines reaffirming the dinosaur extinction.

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